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April 1, 2014
If you like Game of Thrones, you’re probably really going to like this. Meet the Silencerco Wizard Staff Warlock 22, a really long, cumbersome and ungainly suppressor system that appears to designed for the Ruger Mark III Target Semi-Auto .22LR pistol and Ruger 10/22 Tactical .22LR Semi-Auto Rifle/Carbine, and intended specifically for wizards (and any/all other mystical and/or dark arts practitioners) and guys who just like wearing really long robes. Sure, it’s not the quickest or easiest weapon to draw from underneath your flowing man dress, but it sure creates instant dramatic effect, especially when you draw and fire the outfitted weapons from the top of a primordial mountain in the Land of Westeros:
Company Overview of the Wizard Staff:
“Whether you are a Diviner of Decibel or a Sorcerer of Sound, the Wizard Staff was created for you. From acromantula hunting to divination, the Wizard Staff will ensure soundless success.
The Wizard Staff has a unique CTA baffle stack consisting of 44 polished Mithril baffles designed for an infinite dB reduction of sound. The 36 inches of soundless magic is easily disassembled by even the most novice necromancer to provide full user serviceability. The ageless construction of rare and exotic materials makes the Wizard Staff indestructible. The eternal warranty ensures the Wizard Staff will last as long as any immortal being wielding this impressive firearm silencer.
– ∞ dB Reduction
Baffles & End Caps: Polished Mithril
Thread Mount: Polished Mithril
User Serviceable with 44 CTA Baffles
Eternal Warranty Lightweight
The One-Ring engagement to keep barrel threads clean and the Wizard Staff securely mounted
$22,000 Silver Shekels”
Happy April Fools, everybody.
Company Contact Info:
5511 South 6055 West
West Valley City, UT 84118
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